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Flight of the Conchords

Posted by L'Aubergine sur novembre 16, 2007

Flight of the Conchords est le nom de groupe de Bret et Jemaine. Ils sont deux, néo-zélandais, jouent de la guitare, chantent et surtout… me font bien rire.

Je vous laisse découvrir, si ce n’est déja le cas, le talent musical et la prose enjouée relevée d’un (bon) soupçon de comédie de ces deux comiques duettistes dont nous risquons d’entendre de plus en plus parler.

Bon, faut comprendre un minimum l’anglais, mais ça vaut le coup.

Les paroles:

Unghh
Girl tonight we’re gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it’s Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother’s place and I teach
her how to use the video machine again
But Wednesday night is the night that we make love
It’s when everything is just right
You’re not too tired from your afterwork social netball team practice
There’s nothing good on TV.
Mmmmm…
Conditions are perfect for making love.
You turn to me and say something sexy like, “I might go to bed. I’ve got work in
the morning.”
I know what you’re trying to say, baby.
You’re trying to say “Aww, yeah. It’s business time.”
It’s business
It’s business time
I know what you’re trying to say
You’re trying to say it’s time for business
It’s business time
Ooh
It’s business
It’s business time
Aww aww yeah yeah
The next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay.
Foreplay is very important in love making
Then you go sort out the recycling
Which isn’t part of the foreplay, but it’s still very important
That’s not foreplay, but it’s still very important.
Then next thing you know we’re in the bedroom
You’re wearin’ that same old ugly, baggy T-shirt with a stain on it that you got
from that team-building exercise you did for your old work several years ago
“Team Building Exercise ‘99”.
I take off my clothes
But I trip over my jeans ‘cause I’m still wearing my shoes
But it’s okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.
The next thing you know I’m wearing absolutely nothing
Except for my socks
And you know when I’m down to my socks what time it
It’s business time
It’s business
It’s business time
When I’m down to my socks it’s time for business
That’s why they’re called business socks
Ooh
It’s business
It’s business time
Aww aww yeah yeah
Making love
Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes
When it’s with me, you only need two minutes, girl
‘Cause I’m so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
You turn to me and say something sexy like, “Is that it?”
I know what you’re trying to say, girl
You’re trying to say, “Aw yeah, that’s it”
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh…
I’m not surprised
But I am quite sleepy
Mmm
It’s business
It’s business time
Business hours are over, baby
It’s business
It’s business time


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Posted by L'Aubergine sur novembre 15, 2007

33, l’âge du christ à sa mort.

Quelle meilleure réference numérologique pour en venir à une autre resurrection: celle de mon blog.

Allez respire à fond, petit.

Ce crayonné m’a été retenu par le comité redactionnel de Génération Solidaire, la revue trimestrielle de la LMDE, pour habiller un article signé Clémence Damerval et Virginie Pierson de Galzain et traitant des conséquences de la dégradation de l’environnement sur la santé.

Petit aperçu d’un bilan de santé des décennies à venir ?

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